Halo of Fuzziness!

I think it would be spectacular if there was more dramatic lighting in the world. Especially behind me. I feel rather regal, as though it's natural to be looking down upon my loyal followers. I think I will have to look into this lighting issue. More often than not that camera captures my "bad" side, of course I don't really have a bad side, it just make me look heaver than I truly am. Isn't that what they say? The camera adds 10 pounds?