The vile couch monster had gotten a hold of one of my paws and was pulling me into the eternal black abyss! See how tenacious of a fighter I am battling my way out of the clutches of evil? ...then I took a nap.
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The world of the amazing Beezle cat and his fuzzy adventures.
a hard day at home !
ReplyDeleteI need coffee , cat nip, and 10 more min. of shut eye ....zzzzzz
Huh... the one thing I WASN'T afraid of is that couch (unless the humans were using parts of it to throw at me). It never attacked me, but perhaps because I am as abysmally black as it is.
ReplyDeleteWe are cut from the same cloth as the night itself, and only my nose or ear reveals my tenebrous form if I chose to hide within it.
Also, a Protip: when a human gets up from it, immediatly lay on the warm spot they left in their wake.