85th and a Half Dimension

Helpful cat is helpful...

2009-12-28T01:37:00.000-08:00

...but not really. I don't know why I can't eat the tape. Or this really fun pretty paper. It makes fun noises when I run across it. I don't think this human has seen me yet. My camouflage is working perrrfect! I can see my plan taking the correct course...now only need to wait for them to blink first. Did I mention that this is my favorite season of all?

Happy Halloween!

2009-10-31T22:41:00.000-07:00

I don't know why humans do this, but for some reason I found myself wearing a hat. Not just any had, but a giraffe hat. Yes, GIRAFFE. They made a lot of noise and then brought out the camera. I think I'm blind now. At least until they give me catnip, then things will be better.

Anyway, hope you have a happy Halloween and get plenty of cat nip!

This does not help.

2009-10-06T20:35:00.000-07:00

Proper knitting is not like this. My paws are too fuzzy to grasp the needles. However, if you need me to chew through your yarn, we may be able to work through that. However, placing your ball of yarn on his royal fuzziness, will not help you finish your knitting. This has been brought to you by the fuzzy public service announcement.

I have been pondering...

2009-09-09T22:09:00.000-07:00

...Why has there been no new Beezle Blog posts? What happened? Anyway, doesn't matter now. I'm Back! Time for more fuzzy posting. This is me stealing the human's chair. It so nice of them to them warm up for me. I know that as soon as they get up, it's my spot to take! So why do they squawk when they come back?

Kitteh vs. String - The Rematch!

2009-08-15T02:34:00.000-07:00

That odd floaty thing is still around. The humans think they are clever about it, but I'm on to their shenanigans!

End score: Kitteh 0, String 2

Kitteh vs. String Video!

2009-08-03T01:57:00.000-07:00

A strange item came drifting into my space today. It floated mostly up near the ceiling, but little did it know it had a sting that dangled down just low enough that I thought I might try a mighty pounce! This video below captures my daring attempts to wrestle this string into captivity!

End score: Kitteh 0, String 1

Itty Bitty Kitteh attack!

2009-07-20T18:24:00.000-07:00

This is my favorite mouse ever! I think it has catnip inside of it. These days it is looking a little worse for ware, but he was my first kitten toy when I came home! Of course there was the terrible month where it "disappeared" I honestly had no clue where it went! It just so happens it was found under the oven. Who would have guessed? But my favorite attack is seen below. I've learned how to carry it around in my mouth, but I also enjoy batting it back and forth.
I used to be so tiny? What happened? :(

Curious kitteh!

2009-07-10T11:12:00.000-07:00

This strange red blob appeared on my window sill and I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It smells good, and I'm sure it would taste good too if I didn't get "sshhh'ed" away from trying to eat it. =( Maybe later tonight around 4 am I will try to eat it again! That should work!

Frumpy Cat is...

2009-07-06T14:38:00.000-07:00

FRUMPY! This pictures is actually about a year old now. Last summer I got a hair cut. It was the worst experience ever! Worse than a bath! Maybe... they could probably be equally horrible. You may notice the toy in the lower left hand corner of the picture. It was the humans pitiful attempt at getting me to play. Did not work. Nope. I just sat around and pouted.

(well, actually, after the first day was over I was bouncing off the walls! Summer gets too hot for all that fur coat some times!)

Happy Friday!

2009-06-26T10:40:00.000-07:00

Some of my fuzzy friends over at Zoolatry made this really nifty picture of yours truly! My, what a dashingly fine looking fuzzy fellow! Hope everyone is having a great Friday!

Finally!

2009-06-25T00:56:00.000-07:00

THE movie was released (Transformers 2) and with out posting any spoilers, I will say this. Absolutely. Loved. It! Every minute of the 2 and a half hours, it was filled with non-stop action, edge of your seat ride! I might be a bit biases though...and a bit of a geek kitteh. Here is a play by play of how the movie would have been if I was the leading fuzzy character.

This is Brawl. In the movie however they changed his name to Devastator. He turns into a tank. Watch my ninja kitty skills as I take out the Decepticons! (the bad robits)
Oh nose! I had to eat his foot. That will teach them to mess with Mr. Beezle Cat-bot!

T-minus 3 Days!

2009-06-23T03:37:00.000-07:00

In case anyone is curious and isn't currently aware, the greatest movie of all year is set to release THIS Wednesday! Yes, that's right! I'm talking about Transformers 2, Revenge of the Kitty Cats!...or Fallen! (however there is a "cat" Transformer in this movie) Perhaps you can tell, but I am rather fond of Transformer boxes, they are usually of a good size, taste good and offer proper chewing and noise making abilities. As a bonus, some of them even have see through plastic paneling and round cut out holes in which my paw fits through perfectly. So here I am waiting patiently these last few days with my favorite box to help pass the time.

Holy Mackerel!

2009-06-19T18:47:00.000-07:00

Did you know that today is International Box Day? I had no clue! Why does no one tell me these things? :( Any who, despite my surprise at this sudden information, I for one, am never short of a box on hand, on paw for that matter. This is my most recent box escapade. It has great flavor! Nom nom nom!

I also wanted to send out a fuzzy thank you for all the new cats that left comments!

Halo of Fuzziness!

2009-06-17T19:44:00.001-07:00

I think it would be spectacular if there was more dramatic lighting in the world. Especially behind me. I feel rather regal, as though it's natural to be looking down upon my loyal followers. I think I will have to look into this lighting issue. More often than not that camera captures my "bad" side, of course I don't really have a bad side, it just make me look heaver than I truly am. Isn't that what they say? The camera adds 10 pounds?

Halp!

2009-06-12T19:23:00.000-07:00

I got caught! I was minding my own business - when suddenly I was being forced to play video games! It was terrible! Horrible! Excruciating! ...actually, I was disappointed there were no fish in the video game. Only zombies : (

oh, and some chickens...

What lurks...

2009-06-10T19:12:00.000-07:00

Behind closed doors? Why - it's Beezle Cat of course! But what is this? Why I'm sitting in the bath tub? I am hanging out with my good friend, the magically tree stand! Every winter season my good friend here comes out of his hiding place and brings my even better friend, Mr. Tree, along for a visit! They stay about a month, but after a while they have to leave.

Tiny Cat in a Box!

2009-06-08T17:30:00.001-07:00

Where did Tiny Cat go? Could he be in the box?

Box Lid

2009-06-05T17:49:00.000-07:00

Swoosh! Kitteh has Lens Flares! Here I am putting around on my magical box lid - cruising the treacherous carpets of my kingdom. Lens flares make things look "artsy" and "dramatic" ... now only if I could figure out a way to make them disappear...

Box Castle!

2009-06-02T16:16:00.000-07:00

This is my box castle - it is, or rather, was, of amazing proportions! There is actually a hidden tunnel that I am guarding! It leads to the other side. However the humans don't see me here, as I blend in seamlessly with my surroundings.

Totally tubular!

2009-05-29T17:58:00.000-07:00

This is a tube. I have my head stuck in it. You can see the progress I made against the bright pink trap. It might only be 48.3% evil. I'm not sure what the other percentage would be... For some reason though, it has been taken away. That's fine, I still have my tent!(I believe you can click teh picture for a close up of my extreme dissatisfaction)

Sock it to 'em!

2009-05-27T23:04:00.000-07:00

This was quite the heavy sock - as you can see the mighty Beezle cat is overwhelmed by the attack of the (clean) sock! Or perhaps I was just minding my own Beezle cat business (sleeping) when I was rudely attacked! I'll let you be the judge of that...

And yes - this is another one of those "older" pictures of your fuzziness!

I'm In Your Sink...

2009-05-23T17:39:00.000-07:00

Drinking yours waters... Thirsty cat is thirsty!

Dramatic cat...

2009-05-21T18:48:00.000-07:00

...creates dramatic silhouette. Once again the strange wheel of turning has appeared in my domain. I wonder how long I can sit here, completely unnoticed, before it becomes frightened and starts spinning, trying to save it's existence!

Eye see you...

2009-05-20T19:53:00.000-07:00

...but you can not see me! Mwahaha! Just - don't pay any attention to that tail back there... or the Styrofoam stuck in the fur...

There is no escape -

2009-05-19T14:48:00.000-07:00

- from Mondays! Despite my best efforts, Monday still rolled around. This is one of my top secret hiding places. I use my super fuzzy paws to pry open the doors. Sometimes I don't get the best grip on them so they make loud thumping noise as they close. The humans wonder what I'm doing, but they will never figure it out!

...however one snapped this picture real quick as you can clearly see how disgruntled I am about it.

Photo-op #1

2009-05-15T18:08:00.000-07:00

Please - watch the whiskers! No flash photography! My legions of fans just can't get enough of me. Well, I try to please them. This is my stylish red cape with fuzzy white trim. I hope they got a shot of my good side...

For some reason there was a lack of Beezle blog posting this week. The humans said something about a concert, I dunno. Flying Conchords or some such. I was busy sleeping. They kept going on about tee-shirts, I'm not sure, but they seemed to have a blast despite my dinner being late. Now we can get back to our regularly scheduled fuzziness.

Mine!

2009-05-12T17:40:00.000-07:00

This is my feather. I had to kill it. It kept moving around the room and when I would jump to catch it, it would fly off! I finally caught it after much struggle that left me slightly winded. nom nom nom!

His Royal Fuzziness

2009-05-11T18:20:00.000-07:00

Here I am surveying my lands and all the peasants under my rule. One of these days I may upgrade to a fancier (read larger) castle. I don't know why my paws and tail can't fit anymore...I think this has shrunk a little bit over the past year.

All I can say-

2009-05-07T17:25:00.001-07:00

-is that my life is pretty plain I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Flat box is flat

2009-05-06T14:12:00.001-07:00

Flat box is flat, originally uploaded by OmniSilence.

I has a sad. Box fort is now flat, I don't know how that happened! :(

I'm interested in this...

2009-05-05T17:03:00.001-07:00

It has moving bits, which means it must be here for my enjoyment. I don't know why I can eat the string. Or the wool. But it has smells. Curious kitteh is curious!

How my weekend went...

2009-05-04T15:10:00.000-07:00

The vile couch monster had gotten a hold of one of my paws and was pulling me into the eternal black abyss! See how tenacious of a fighter I am battling my way out of the clutches of evil? ...then I took a nap.

Sleepy cat-

2009-05-01T19:10:00.000-07:00

- is not quite asleep yet.

Roy G Biv

2009-04-30T17:58:00.000-07:00

I like to think I have a keen eye for the artistic styling in life. I am sophisticated kitteh with primary color crates. They also double as another fort for my undercover spying missions. See, you can't even tell that I'm in the picture - only the Shadow knows!

I blow my nose at you!

2009-04-29T14:23:00.001-07:00

Beezle defends his fort!, originally uploaded by OmniSilence.

I am the great Fuzzy Monster! This is my (box) Fort! Rawr! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Ready the Lasers!

2009-04-28T13:27:00.000-07:00

Charging 50% to maximum capacity!

Case of the Mundays

2009-04-27T14:27:00.001-07:00

Monday - what more needs to be said? This is my business tie. Here is my employee ID picture that is now a bit dated.

So helpful...

2009-04-25T21:33:00.000-07:00

I like to help out around the place. And one thing that I'm especially good at is giving my fuzzy seal of approval to some of the current projects. Here I am testing out the "fun" quality of this ball of yarn. It's okay, but certainly nothing like catnip!

Friday!

2009-04-24T13:25:00.000-07:00

Today looks beautiful outside and there was a pesky squirrel running about. I think they like to taunt me. This is my window which I fiercely guard! I also somehow lost my paws :(

Hello!

2009-04-23T14:31:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the fuzzy dimension, the 85th and a half is where I am from specifically. My name is Beezle Charles Cheeseburgerhead.